Squash

Similar to a "blumpkin"- only the opposite. A male performs cunnilingus (oral sex) on a female while she defecates (shits).

"Baby I gotta shit, but I want you to give me a squash"
"Fuck yourself, I'm getting a new girlfriend."

by young j swizzy December 26, 2011

Squashed

NOUN

(Skwashed)
1. The state obtained by consuming copious quantity's of assorted non-specific drugs. Usually associated with, but not limited to, dizziness, euphoria, loss of conciseness, anonymous sex, good vibes, bad vibes, erectile dysfunction, raging boners, the giggles, the munchies, and an overall sense that, quote, "Last night was fucking awesome."
Synonyms: Smashed, Plastered, Hammered, Blown, Trashed, ect.
Antonyms: Being a pussy, wallflowering, sobriety, ect.

Jordan: "Holy shit Brandon I've never been so squashed in my life!"
Brandon: "I'll bet! Three G's, a bottle of Vick's, and two drops of adrenocrome will do that to a person."
Jordan: "By the way, have you seen my car?"
Brandon: "It's on the roof."

by Col. Mustard with the Ice Pick April 10, 2013

Squash

squash is NOT a sport.

Ranga: is Squash a sport?
normal person: HELL NO! Its a hobby. its like collecting stamps

by squashisnotsport August 29, 2010

squash

1. To end a beef by apologizing/forgiving each other
2. To end a beef by fighting it out

"This is immature, we should just squash this."

by Kelera November 20, 2007

squash squash

the noise the douche makes

her pussy stank, so she got the douche and went squash squash

by jay2themothafuknp June 8, 2009

Squash it

A term used to stop something, especially in a bad manner.

Teacher: (teaching math)
Student: (talking while teacher talking)
Teacher: Squash it now!

by crotanguy October 10, 2018

Squash it

a slang word used to stop someone from saying something negative about another person that isn't around to defend themselves.

Josh said "Wow, did you see her outfit, she looks like she just came from the dollar store and they didn't even have her size" Grant said you need to "Squash it and be nice!!"

by DonnaCarrington December 26, 2018