Squagel

According to David Cross (an approximation):
SQUARE BAGELS! SQUARE FUCKING BAGELS! THIS IS THE NEW GENERATION'S BAGEL MAN. DON'T BE OPPRESSED BY THE TYRANNY OF ROUND! THAT'S FOR YOUR OLD MAN, MAN. LOOK AT HIM, HE DROPS HIS BAGEL AND IT ROLLS AWAY! BOO HOO! NOT ME, MAN, I DROP A SQUAGEL AND IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE MAN, IT'S RIGHT THERE! SO FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCK! FUCK YOU MOTHERRFUUCK!!!!!!!

Jim: Dude, I just had a squagel, it was pretty good.

Stan: What's a squagel?
Jim: A square bagel...
Stan: Shut the fuck up and never talk to me or come near me.. ever again you fucking piece of shit.

by derka1 May 3, 2011

squaggin

To have one or both testicles adhere to the side of your leg.

After I worked up a good sweat, I had a serious squaggin problem.

by ?? October 31, 2004

squadgasm

when the whole squad is feelin themselves

last night the entire crew was having a squadgasm after watching porn

by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017

squankam

A person who is so obnoxiously bland and boring their cool. They only speak in monotone.

Mr. Curlbut is so boring that he's an effing squankam.

by Agnus and SugaDaddy May 28, 2009

Squanter

Banter between squash players, generally about squash and/or subjects related to squash.

you played shit in that game - yeah well you lost to someone in a wheelchair - Great Squanter

by cfsquash July 17, 2011

squantify

Verb
Squantified; squantifying
1. (transitive) To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits

We need to squantify how we manage our customers and suppliers, it’s totally inefficient.

by The Squanto September 2, 2019

squanching

Is the act of cutting of air supply to lungs by means of choking oneself , then simultaneously masturbating until boom goes the dynamite. Bang bang boogie baby!

I feel as if ol plain Jane masturbatang just ain't getting it done, so now I'm going to try squanching and see if that makes me cum

by Bdubya5150 October 21, 2018