Al Queda Squirrels

Squirrels trained by Osama Bin Laden to suicide bomb the transformers of America's educational systems

Kid: We got let out of skool early.

Dad: Why?

Kid: Al Queda Squirrels blew up the skools transformers.

by 11th Tier drummer August 26, 2009

Towelling squares

Towelling squares or (towelling nappies) as they are also known by and referred to as, are diapers made out of soft and fluffy 100% cotton terry towelling. Towelling squares are standard diapers in the U.K., and are traditionally used with pins and rubber pants just as our cloth diapers are here in Canada and the United States.

Mrs Johnson gathered up all three corners of her daughters towelling squares by pulling them snug and tight. She then swiftly pushed a nappy pin through the overlapped layers right at the very top centre front, and finished up by pulling on a pair of rubber pants over top.

While walking through the alleyway, I spotted a sagging clothesline with towelling squares and rubber pants hung up drying on it.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 23, 2006

Squadless

When you’re in a squad but can’t hang out with the squad because you smoke and thus don’t have enough money for squad activities. Smoking = less cash to spend on fun times with your friends = #SQUADLESS

I'm stuck with Pee Paw who smells like a foot while my squad's at the movie and they're seeing something good. If I didn't smoke, I'd have the cash to go too. I miss them so much -- I'm #squadless.

by savethesquad August 29, 2016

squadcest

to have sexual intercourse or make out with a member of your squad

Monica and Chandler from Friends totally committed squadcest in London

by pepperoninips November 23, 2014

Squadless

When you were in a squad but eventually stopped being in it because of problems you caused so you don't have anyone else to hang out with.

Girl: Where's Josh?
Boy: Didn't you hear? He's officially Squadless

by QueenFetty0_- May 14, 2016

squirrelsexual

When you'resexually attracted to squirrels. Doesn't matter the gender.

Damn that squirrel over there is hot, im so squirrelsexual.
Why are you so squirrelsexual my dude.
BOI!! YOU’RE SO squirrelsexual.

by Bryyscolaa January 23, 2018

talking squares

When you see foreign text but your browser does not have that character/font encoding, so instead of seeing Chinese/Sanskrit/Russian characters, all you see are squares.

To best handle this situation, just type squares back from your side of the conversation/forum/etc.

a)I can't understand this guy I'm chatting with. He's just talking squares.

b)Our forum got invaded by talking squares. I think they're talking about us but I can't be sure.

c)Talking squares, my WPM is over 9000.

by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008