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Squiddy

The opposite of pinky, when a person is behaving like a squid, constantly being slimy to the point where you refer to them as a squiddy, especially with emphasis.
Who was the person that knocked over my favorite dab rig? Squiddyyyyyyyy
by Mantisporkyrandallmcduck5 December 12, 2021
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squaddie wash

The utilisation of a sink full of water and soap to wash yourself with, leaving yourself clean but scruffy looking
"Fucking hell Geoff, didn't you wash your hair this morning?"

"Nah mate, slept in so I had a quick squaddie wash in the sink and fucked off to work"
by Sibanez February 8, 2007
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Squaddie shower.

Washing face, pits and privates only instead of the full wah down in a shower, to save time, washing the essentials only.
'Come on mate, where off out on the lash!' your mate says, all dolled up, 'hang on' you say, 'give me a sec to have a quick "squaddie shower."
by Bearded pikey July 28, 2009
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Squaddle

v. to walk with one's pants and underwear pulled down, often for the purpose of obtaining toilet paper from another location. Squaddling is especially necessary if you've already begun your business in the bathroom and don't want to get the mess on your undies. It is advisable to check very carefully that no one is around before squaddling.
A: You guys, there was no toilet paper in the second stall, so I had to squaddle five stalls down before I found some!
B: Thanks for sharing that with us.
by sgbk March 15, 2011
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squaddie

A member of the armed forces who thinks he's the "Gods gift to women".

Unfortunately found everywhere.

Also Squaddy and Squady
"our mark is a squaddie"
by Anonymous May 24, 2003
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squaddd

The greatest group of friends out there. They will always have your back no matter what. They'll flame you when you do something stupid but it's always out of love. Squaddd!!!
Damn, I wish I was a part of squad. They are the coolest. Squaddd!
by Ford, J. January 26, 2015
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Squaddie Syndrome

1. 'Squaddie Syndrome' is a term coined by Britsh Civilian and Military personnel used to describe soldiers of certain pyschological outlooks after the Iraq Invasion of 2003.

Soldiers who return from active duty with idea that they have 'seen it all, done it all'. The term is mostly used to describe those personnel who have seen what is often described as 'the Horrors of War' i.e. the death of fellow soldiers. These soldiers suffering from 'Squaddie Syndrome' will often exclaim that they are afraid of nothing...that seeing people die means they are able to make executive decisions over civialians simply because of what they have witnessed.

2. The term 'Squaddie Syndrome' has also extended beyond the military and into other areas of the public and private sector. It is used nowadays to describe anyone who insists they know everyhting therte is to know about their job, because of quasi-major incidents, when really the incident in question is anything other than major.
KEY: S = Soldier C- Civilian

C1: "Having Swine Flu is Horrible!"

S= "Having Swine Flu is nothing compared to what we had to do"

C = Yeah but you knew what you were signing up for. Man, youo have serious Squaddie Syndrome
by MULE-MultiUrbanLaunguageEditor December 7, 2009
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