Squab

A small child. Typically one that runs around the playgroud aimlessly.

Hey look at all those stupid squabs playing 4 square!!

Go eat your Girl Scout Cookies stupid Squabs!!

by pelliott10 April 9, 2011

Squab

A bag of shit that is set on fire that proceeds to be fucked.

I was horny so I rubbed off a squab. By the time I blew my load I was over this guy named Ageless Supermans face. I guess I rubbed a squab off on him.

by SQUABMAN November 17, 2010

squab

The act of forcing another person to have a pointless or unecisary conversation for an inapropriate amount of time. Usualy for the "squabers" entertainment.

Ya girl across the street saw me get out of my car and squabed me hella hard.

by matic1989 April 28, 2010

squab

A male dildo - used mainly for anal penetration. Often found in a wide variety of shapes and sizes as well as material (rubber, glass, plastic, etc.) Some squabs have a softer texture for a more subtle, yet at the same time more stimulating, prostate rubbage.

Willis forcefully penetrated Jasper's anus with his size 8 squab.

by Tanis K. Cassidy July 19, 2006

Squab

An insult offending ones lack of ability to grow facial hair. When a subject lacks the ability to grow facial hair, it is often an indication to their age.

Don't give that boy a cup of beer; he's only a Squab.

by Clemm July 12, 2008

Squab

awkward

wow that was squab
"gosh why are you so squab!?! TALK!"

by youcantseeme123 January 20, 2009

squab

cigarette

"hey man, can i bum a squab?"

by lauren September 1, 2003