Tree Slonkey

A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.

Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?

Unimportant person 2: what's what?

Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?

Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.

by Asian_noodle(I'm not Asian) April 27, 2020

Stonkey

When Anybody but in particular a Female who has a fat pudging stomach which sticks out farther than their rear assets...(the Booty)....

That gurl aint got no booty, but she got a Stonkey on her (booty in the front)....

by JizzJuice44**88 August 24, 2009

sponkey

Spic+Honkey=Sponkey
One parent is white. The other mexican.

Kai-Lee is a sponkey and her boyrfriend is a chicano.

by Kai-Lee September 15, 2007

snonkey

a woman who is very ugly in appearance. derived from the two words snorlax, which is a very fat pokemon character. and donkey, an animal with very large/gross teeth.

person 1: ew yo look at that girl!
person 2: she is such a snonkey, look how gross she is.

by scottmandooo September 29, 2011

fo' shonkey

Wigger alternative for fo' shizzle

Dumb wigger: Wazzup honkey?! You goin' to the karaoke bar?
Dumber wigger: Fo' shonkey!

by The Real A.J. May 17, 2007

Sonkey

Someone who laughs like a seal mixed with a donkey.

"Alaura stop laughing like that ya fucking Sonkey!"

by AjbFall January 11, 2017

shonkey

Two animals of the four-legged kind mate to produce a new breed of animal that is mix of the two. Its a misfit. A mistake.

A Shetland Pony that has bred with a Donkey, now that is a Shonkey.

by Juliette Taylor April 17, 2006