Sputnate

Just some good ole hot gooey cum. Often mistaken with the word Sputnik, the first artificial earth satellite.

Lemme tell ya Dan, when she started talking to me it made me sputnate all over her anus.

by Florida Tallywacker December 9, 2016

Spudtater

When you spud out and forget your Id. Then you are a tater for keys in the car

Nicks girl just spudtater that just shit at madtree. Forgot her ID then keys

by FattttttJ September 13, 2019

sputtering bagpipe

When your female or male partner is giving you fellatio on the bed at a 90 degree angle and his/her arm pushes on your stomach so much that you flatulate.

I found a girl on tinder and she turned me into a sputtering bagpipe, on a Tuesday afternoon.

by Shutteringbagpipe April 29, 2023

slutatee

nicole, who is sitting next to me.

gosh did you see that slutatee walk by?

by cthrn December 14, 2008

Shittory Sputters

Airy, sputtering, diarrhea, often occuring as a side affect of the venerial disease Shittory Dicks.

"Damn, Jamal! I have the shittory sputters. I would highly suggest that you dispose of your chair that I was sitting on earlier."

by iamtheram123456789 May 12, 2009

sputtelation

an event in which five girls simultaneously masterbate together.

I walked into a room where sputtelation was occuring and became very aroused.

by CUKid December 15, 2008

Sputtering Duncan

Flatulence that makes a rapid diminishing "Sputtering" noise of at least 3 seconds in length.

ya hear that baby ? I call that a "Sputtering Duncan"

by Fro Bones July 17, 2011