Fidget spinner

A toy used for mental illnesses or something of at nature, like ADD, but is used as an expensive 'cool' thing to have by teenagers. Including elementary schools too.

Alex: Lemme see ur fidget spinner
Jake: No dude I spent $30 on this fidget get ur own
Alex: Just a spin?
Jake: u got ADD?
Alex: Nah dude
Jake: I do. So no.

by RitoshiHusky May 4, 2017

Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.

I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag

by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004

Fidget spinner

The dumbest fad to ever catch on with retarded teens. Playing with these will fidgetize you.

"I need my fidget spinner to have friends"

by kevo02 May 13, 2017

Midget spinner

When during intercourse with a midget, the midget sits on your dick and spins on you much like a fidget spinner

I heard Chad gave a good midget spinner last night

by Smolpener June 26, 2017

chin spinner

A vicious knockout punch to the face, often spinning the recipient's head a full quarter-turn.

The fighter in the blue trunks was clearly demolishing the fighter in the white trunks until he got hit with a haymaker chin spinner. Fight was over!

by talk2me-JCH2 September 18, 2022

scunnered

A Scots word used to mean that you are world weary, down-trodden, and thoroughly bereft of any lust for life when these words and expressions are simply too inadequate to signify the magnitude of your slide into "shitdom".

"Having to pay 550 euros to the locksmith on an emergency call out really scunnered him."

by ponteefex March 23, 2009

spanner in the waves

TO PRESENT AN OBSTACLE; TO CAUSE A PROBLEM FOR SOMEONE OR SOMETHING.

MAN CITY HAVE PUT A SPANNER IN THE WAVES

by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010