spunkflute

Someone who is a prick but also stupid and/or nasty.

There's no need to be such a spunkflute about it.

by Wordglue July 22, 2017

Spunkelunker

A receiver of fellatio who is invited into the giver’s throat for ejaculatory dispension.

First coined by Sex Nerd Sandra in the year of our lord, two thousand and eleven.

spunkelunkee spunkelunking spunkelunk

Henry is an enthusiastic spunkelunker, but he always asks first.

by @SexNerdSandra July 3, 2011

Spunkelunkee

A giver of fellatio who invites the receiver into their throat for ejaculatory dispension.

First coined by Sex Nerd Sandra in the year of our lord, two thousand and eleven.

spunkelunker spunkelunking spunkelunk

Henry: "Is it okay if I spunkelunk?"

Joan: "I'd prefer you didn't. I'm not much of a spunkelunkee. I'm cool with you cumming on my chest."

Henry: "Works for me!"

by @SexNerdSandra July 3, 2011

Spunklet

The one that shouldn't have but made it through the condom. He/she is the person you don't want to be associated with. They don't have a job and spend most of their time in online forums trolling or playing fortnite with pre-teens.

Maybe if you weren't a spunklet you'd be someone useful.

My dad called me a spunklet. I cried.

by Nukkin June 26, 2019

sungslut

a hawt hawt boy named sung who is a going to ACE is SATs on December 4th due to his sexy-ness.

He is the sung SLUT

or

that sung SLUT is so god dammn sexy!

by michelle December 2, 2004

spunknuts

This is the term to describe a males scrotum being covered in seamen after either a successful session of intercourse or masturbation though underwear resulting in the ejaculated seamen still be contained within the underwear.

"Oh god James that was good but all your seamen has ran down and is on your scrotum, you have spunknuts"

by James Waters June 12, 2008

spunkcloth

A spunkcloth is any material used to wipe up semen after ejaculating and no tissues to hand. Examples include the curtains, duvet cover, hand towel or items of clothing.

"Shit out of tissues, nevermind the curtains will have to make do as a spunkcloth"

"Last night was shagging this girl in alleyway, whipped it out and used her skirt as a spunkcloth!"

by jamz b December 3, 2011