spunkle

During sex, when a man ejactulates on his partner and immediately blows a handful of glitter over it.

Spunk + sparkle = spunkle.
Othernames: tinkerbelled, fairy dusting etc.

Yeah bro I spunkled all over that girl.

by te125 November 9, 2010

Spunkleminge

The types of food you would find in your housemate's cupboard when you are starving and skint, the problem being that non of it appears to be edible as it looks strange, vegan, beans/pulses or lentil type foods that probably cost a fortune. The end result being that you have to go and steal a loaf of bread for the shop.

Eg, Spunkleminge could be Tapioka or tinned foodstuffs that resemble frogspawn or lumpy spunk. or Miso soup.

See - Yoghurt Weaving

by Briskr August 29, 2009

Stuncle

A hip portmanteau for Step-Uncle. Also applicable to any other step-relatives, i.e. Stousin, stister, Stad, ...etc.

My Step-Dad's brother cooked dinner last night, we call him Stuncle Albert.

My Stuncle be actin all dumb n stuff.

Me and Stuncle Craig drank 40's and watched the Winter Olympics last night.

by StuncleBuck December 28, 2012

spunkle

to spunkle - meaning to ejaculate in a wide spread patern, obtaining maximum coverage.

Derrived from the words spunk and sprinkle.

"Yea... take it right in the hair!" - John shouted as he Spunkled her right in the face at short range.

by polaris March 15, 2005

Smuncle

The term commonly used to describe violently smothering your oppenent's face with your sweaty ass-cheeks after being involved in vigorous physical activity, thus creating a sweaty ass mess for their face.

Yesterday, after a few hours of cardio workout, I smuncled my brother Winston.

by Beee Veee February 7, 2010

Spundle

The less obvious word for sperm. The word was derived when cubert was texting quincys girlfriend on his mobile writing that quincy tried to spunk on him i believe his words were "help quincy just spundled on my foot". Using predictive text the word spundled came up instead of spunked. This word is very useful in odd situations,
Teacher: "What are those silly stains by your genitalia area"
You: "Sorry i accidently spundled".
It's probably the most used word in the english dictionary today.

"Yet again quincy turned up to school with spundlings in his hair".
"Bob ate some beetroot and his spundlings turned red when he wambled the next day".
"Yuck his spundlings tasted like cheese".
"Spundle smells funny".
"Spundle makes babies".

by JOSAFOOWIS September 28, 2005

Spunklet

The one that shouldn't have but made it through the condom. He/she is the person you don't want to be associated with. They don't have a job and spend most of their time in online forums trolling or playing fortnite with pre-teens.

Maybe if you weren't a spunklet you'd be someone useful.

My dad called me a spunklet. I cried.

by Nukkin June 26, 2019