Drinking Sprite

Codename for masturbation usually used by guys when girls are present to prevent disturbing them.

Guy 1: "Did you see that hot girl with the g-string on?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I know what I'll be thinking while I'm Drinking Sprite tonight."
Female Aquaintance:*confused look*

by bakergtr June 17, 2012

Sprite can

a very big penis

In Lil Kim's song, The Jump Off, she says:

"I can make a Sprite can disappear in my mouth."

by terradusa4219 May 17, 2009

Scrotesque

1. Having the unpleasant qualities of the scrotum, including the wrinkliness and flaccid squashiness thereto attributed.
2. Appearing to have the odor of an unwashed nut-sac.

Oh duuuude, that old man leering at you is scrotesque!

by Valerie February 3, 2005

scrote-float

n. When your balls touch the water of the toilet. Either when they hang really low or the toilet clogs and the water backs up.

Can also be used as a name to call someone who may or may not be responsible for a scrote-float.

"Hey Josh, you scrote-float! You clogged the damn toilet with that monster shit you took!"

by salazam November 11, 2011

sproner

A freshly sprung boner (n.) (spro-ner).

1. Every morning I wake up with a sproner.

2. I suddenly realized I had a sproner in the middle of class.

3. I saw that hot chick and I got a sproner.

by Jon of B. January 18, 2006

sprite check

1.) to feel treated.
2.)what you say after someone gets treated.

1. Brian: A fool you is a loser.
Anthony: Man Mac i bet you feel sprite checked
Mac: ........ No I don't

2. (Girl gets hit in the jaw.)
Chris: Sprite Check (walks away)

by Tony Junior June 11, 2006

Sprite Cranberry

Sprite Cranberry is the Alpha drink in the consumer of beverages. Sprite Cranberry will destroy your digestive system. It's so fucking good.

"DUDE I'M GONNA FUCKING sprite cranberry YOUR ASS CHEEKS!"

by The Great King DeDeDe December 5, 2018