sprinks

A precious pet name for one who is sprinkleishous and bootylishous. Comes from the word sprinkles and much combined together to form the word "sprinkmich."

Ownership of this pet name belongs to Jason, anyone who attempts to use this nickname will be hunt down and shot on site.

Dude #1: "I want a donut with frosting all over it."
Donut Lady: "Is that all sir?"
Dude #1: "No, wait I want it with sprinkles..huh... but not all over it."
Donut Lady: "Not all over it?"
Dude #1: "Yeah! huh Do ya got anything like that huh donut lady?"
Donut Lady: "Yeah, we just got some in. They're called sprinksmich for lunatics like you!"
Dude #2: "Woah, I'll have the same, that sounds AWSOME!"

by Bubba March 2, 2005

Sprinks

Slang term for synthetic cannabis (spice,k2,fake weed)
It's called sprinks because you only need a sprinkle of k2 to get you high

"Hey man you got the sprinks? I'm trying to get a scary anxiety filled high for 15 mins"

by Fuckingidkimstoned October 15, 2020

spronkish

Adj. Used to describe an object that is done with likeness to SpRoNKeY (see www.spronkey.com) or in a way that SpRoNKeY would do (an action)

Ball Kicker: "Heh, what a retardedly spronkish kick that was! It hit the post!"

Doctor: "You'll need some spronkish medicine for this wound."

by spronkey November 30, 2003

Sproinke

The act of jumping upon the body of another and proceeding to tickle them in a lascivious or humiliating manner.

President Trump's profile declined after the on-air sproinke he received from Vladimir Putin.

by Shameless Ignominy November 27, 2015

SpringUs

A strangers dead skin and pubic hair found on a public toilet seat.

There was so much SpringUs on the seat! I was horrified.

by Jrider August 21, 2019

Sprinks

To be a Sprinks implies that you have a very dark sense of humour, bordering on offensive. A Sprinks will have no issue with making the most inappropriate jokes in very sensitive situations.
You could say being a Sprinks means that you are someone who lives their life without a filter, Sprinks’ are people who pounce upon your insecurities and form a united front, engaging in ‘banter’ against anybody who attempts to enter the ‘Sprinks fold’.
The most important part of being a Sprinks is to remain loyal and dedicated to those they hold dear.

Any Jimmy Savile joke: “Seriously dude, there’s a time and a place for being a Sprinks”

by Ronnie Beaker November 28, 2019

sprongus

A sprongus is the word describing the exclamation that comes when one witnesses an animal with an unexpected hole.

'Oh jeez Tony! Is that a cow with a bloody hole in its side?'
'SpRonGUs!'

by pp wolloy March 5, 2021