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The Spread Eagle Has Landed

When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.

With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!

It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.

Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
by Politic Ric October 31, 2010
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spreadable ham

Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM
1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham
by sk8Trs July 4, 2020
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Spreadables

plural for slutty women who "spread" their legs
"darren do you have the herp?"

"yeah i had too many spreadables"
by ruh-duh March 14, 2014
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Spread Eagle

When I woman is on her back with her butt up in the air and her ankles by her head. It could be a sexual position.
One time I f'ed this girl in her a spread eagle position.
by BustaHymen July 20, 2011
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to disperse one's personal belongings across an egregious number of desks, taking up more than one's fair share of the hospitable classroom climate
Pei-Ann does the spread eagle every day during periods 1 through 7.
by Bizzlitz Masta February 7, 2008
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Spread Eagle

When a woman is 'using five penises at one time. One in the vagina, one in the rectum, one in the mouth and she is also masturbating two other penises. When moving her arms she looks like a spread out eagle.
Man 1: Me and the lads are going to see Julie tonight.

Man 2: Damn right, got to give her the spread eagle.

Man 1: SHOTGUN ASS!
by Lord Dangleballs May 15, 2018
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Spread eagle

A spread eagle is when a girls legs are spread out like a eagles wings and the boy is fisting her until she screams like an eagle
Friend 1: Did you hear that screaming eagle last night?
Friend 2: Nah I was doing a classic teezy like spread eagle
by GarronTerrell April 19, 2019
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