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Porridge Pot Surprise 

When a man has had one too many drinks and he is having casual sex with some girl...he then proceeds to open up her pussy and whitey into it filling it to the brim ... The man may then put his penis inside the girls vagina and stir in a rotary motion to make it a porridge pot surprise.
Boy: "I was at dat oxygen festival last year and fit looking lass was fully grinding me liek.. so i took her back to my tent and started licking her out...felt a bit sick so i threw up in her pussy and made a nicee wee porridge pot surprise
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Makin' Porridge 

A phrase used in the closing line of an email or verbal communication used to make fun of those who overuse the phrase "cool beans."
Tyler's email read:

Sounds good guys. We're meeting in front of the library at 8pm for the team run.

Makin' Porridge.
Tyler

tummy porridge 

The act of ejaculating on a women’s stomach so when the semen pools in the bellybutton it resembles a tiny bowl of porridge.
"Josh told me that Brett was so drunk last night that he let some dude treat him to a bowl of tummy porridge."

Baby Bear's Porridge 

A term used to describe something that is "Just Right."
After looking at many coats today, I found one that was Baby Bear's Porridge, so I bought it!
Baby Bear's Porridge by Dilicious October 27, 2009
He done his porridge, he's a reformed man now.
porridge by Wise Man October 2, 2003

sex porridge 

Sex porridge is the male sex cell basically spunk
im going to sprey my sex porridge all over you!
sex porridge by WADDO November 2, 2007

stirring the porridge 

sloppy seconds with a girl after someone has recently ejaculated inside her

thefore you stir the porridge
guy 1: i just fucked that dirty midget
guy 2: i did her ten minutes ago
guy 1: Shit i was stirring the porridge
stirring the porridge by troyaqwerty February 22, 2009