Spoonis

An "Individual', under the age of 13, that simply sits on his/her ass all day and grinds Runescape. This individual also tends to stream to his 5 botted viewers/fans. Along with these characteristics, the user also tends to only have a maximum of 3 real friends, the rest are people he/she works for as their bitch or payed for.

You are the biggest fucking spoonis ever!

by Jsgsw3 July 29, 2014

Spoonism

a cult worshipping the all knowing and all powerful mr. spoonhower.

and or
the act of worshipping mr. spoonhower.

all hail the all knowing spoons.

all hail spoonism

by marblesart October 21, 2018

The Spookies

A phrase used to explain the disturbed mental state one is in, mostly used by college/grad students whom have studied far past the healthy mental limit. commonly associated with bouts of anxiety and or franticness.

Taylor: U ready for this test dude?
Tony: Ive studied for 12 hours and have only gotten 2 hours of sleep... Ive got The Spookies!!!
Taylor: What the hell are the Spookies???

by Skullinvader43 November 8, 2018

spoonescue

To rescue a spoon. See fortescue for a completely unrelated definition.

Sara almost lost her spoon in the trash, but Jim was able to carry out a daring spoonescue and save the day!

by Bill Frills McGill May 4, 2008

swoonies

when one is swooned by an individual: considered as a disease

Samantha has the swoonies about Will

by alexisselizabethh March 24, 2014

Spoonis

An "Individual', under the age of 13, that simply sits on his/her ass all day and grinds Runescape. This individual also tends to have many pussy like characteristics so is also known as a PUSSY.

You are the biggest fucking spoonis ever!

by Jsgsw3 July 29, 2014

spoonie shadow

He is a rapper on C JAM. Be careful because he will get with your girl even if shes a dyke. Also has a fetish for 12-guage shotguns. He attends Sahali Secondary school and wants to be a rapper, he is white.....

" Spoonie Shadow is the real slim shady"
"i know"

by TheHAters420 December 16, 2015