Spooner

Small town in Wisconsin, population 2653 (including the cows). Full of nothing but strung out potheads, stuck-up preps, and people who will never leave. Rumors spread like wildfire, and probably exceed the population. Not much to do, and nothing much to look forward to.

"I'm so sick of this small town drama"
"Well... you do live in Spooner"

"I want to go to a good college!!"
"Dude, you're not going anywhere living here."

by SickOfTheSmallTown November 6, 2011

Spoonerism

To have an aneurysm while spooning.

"He started to have a spoonerism last night when we were spooning."

by a babies goad April 4, 2017

spooner

The winner of the wooden spoon for coming last in a competition

Alan came last in the bowling contest. He's the new spooner.

by Madrob September 10, 2011

spooner

a particular species of people living mostly in the eastern suburbs of Adelaide. Spooners typically wear white three-quarter pants and have their hair fashioned in a silver coloured bob style. their children generally go to private schools and they support the Adelaide Crows. Their attitude is typically presumptuous and judgmental.

nice spooner haircut

by asdfghjkl20111964 June 2, 2011

Spooner

A person who eats everything with a spoon.

My Friend Alicea is a spooner she eats ice cream cones with a spoon 🤢🤢.

by Grandma Cum Fountain December 10, 2018

spooner

A white boy with freckles, brown hair, and a huge dick.

Hey Emily i banged a guy last night and he was a spooner.

by lockoforcake March 8, 2010

Spooner

When you are at a party and you see someone hooking up, but one person doesnt know what they are doing and it looks as if they are eating the other persons face.

Girl "Hey look at them!"
Guy "Whoa, that girl doesn't know what she's doing!"
Girl & Guy "Way to pull a Spooner!"

by lol-ipopz October 30, 2011