Spondo

"Spondo" is a term used to describe the action of slapping an item or object violently out of the hands of an innocent bystander causing that object to fall to the ground/floor. This can take place when the person is just walking innocently beside you, or when they go to hand you something. The objects can be anything including, but not limited to, food, notebooks, pencils, etc. After you have successfully slapped the object out of their hands, you yell "SPONDO" as loud as you can.

Rules:

1. You can only slap the object in a downward motion.

2. The object or thing has to be in their hand. For instance, you cannot Spondo baseball caps.

3. "YOU" cannot hand someone something, and then immediately proceed to Spondo it. Do not force it. Spondos are generally obvious and abundant.

4. You must yell "Spondo," or it doesn't count.

When Jimmy went to hand me a Dr. Pepper, I slapped it out of his hand and yelled "SPONDO" so the whole cafeteria could hear! I think I ruined his shoes though.

When me and Elaine passed each other in the hall at school, I slapped her notebook out of her hand and yelled "SPONDO." She spent the entire 3rd period picking up all of her papers.

When Robert wasn't paying attention, I slapped his gerbil out of his hands and yelled "SPONDO." Everyone laughed even though the gerbil died.

by ILostMyDrumSet October 9, 2008

Spondubious

Denotes intense awesomeness. A perfect way to describe someone with an astronomically large Schlonger. The state of being extremely knowledgeable, sexy, and potent. The type of person to instantly cause your girl to have a flood in her panties...often named Jamal.

Holy shit man, I wish I was more like that dude. He's so Spondubious!

by Johnny Carmichael38 April 18, 2017

Spondooly

Money.

Gota get some spondooly, I'm out of spondooly, (money).

by Hobogreg March 9, 2018

spondoolicks

Cockney/Yiddish colloquial term for money, particularly cash acquired in a profitable exchange.

I done Benny a good turn out of hours and it earned me some tasty spondoolicks.

by Hugo Baron May 9, 2006

spondifferous

A combination of
-Spontaneous
-Different
-Wonderful
-Glorious

Another word for magnificent, amazing beyond all belief, or just an all around good word.

Person 1: "Hey, how was your day?"
Person 2: "My day was spondifferously amazing."

by Joytastic October 17, 2008

Sponaugling

To text another persons spouse and try to have sexual relations with them. Generally when you sponaugling someone you send several thousand sexual texts to that married person. Generally one who sponagules is a douche.

Hey girl I know your married but I'm going to be sponaugling you later.

by MCPD December 31, 2013

Sponding

1. to agressively flirt with somebody to the point that you are making out with words
2. to be talking so closely to another person that you are practically making out
3. due to extenuating circumstances that make it impossible for you to actually make out, you get as close as you physically can

"Sarah was sponding so bad with mike last night, I'm not actually sure if they made out or not."

"Dude those two were all over each other, they were sponding in the corner all night!"

"i didnt make out with him, we were only sponding"

by spond December 6, 2007