Splargin

Verb; When someone Blabbers on about a topic

"John!, Stop Splargin About Airplanes"

by George Withensend March 28, 2018

Spurgin

When a rats whole family is attached it and can’t leave the bunch it becomes a spurgin.

Ralphie the cat saw that Danny the rat didn’t lose his kids and they were all permanently stuck together like a spurgin.

by Gpit420 May 23, 2020

slurgin durgin

the most mentally unstable person you will ever meet: an absolute corn head. pukes on her shoes. machine gun farts. thought her mole was a sparkle. loves dubstep. wears a blue wig to watch euphoria. horse girl. needs euthanasia

I went out with the slurgin durgin and suddenly became ordained!

by slurgin durgin February 27, 2022

Splorging

When two people are talking with the intention of eventually becoming exclusive, but everyone knows that they like eachother so they it's kind of annoying that they're not dating yet.

Ally: "Are you and John dating yet?"
Liz: "No, we're just talking"
Ally: "That's a lie. You guys are splorging."

by Madamahominashontie February 12, 2009

Splurging

Slerging - verb
Splerged - noun

The act of simply placing your penis in one's spouses' nose and ejaculating.

"DUDE! My girlfriend didn't want me to splooge in her mouth, but I insisted on Splurging in her nose.

by A black kid May 26, 2012

spurginkeinta

the back of your knee.

do you want to see my spurginkeinta?

by balex mammer May 24, 2003

splurfing

or 'splurfing the web'

To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.

"Man, half an hour ago i was reading about the shark-finning situation in asia, and all of a sudden i regained consciousness with a semi, looking at photo 97/105 of an album entitled "mallorca hols 2010", by a woman i don't even know!"

"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"

by Mr Mange September 2, 2013