plastic splurgery

excessive shopping in a short period of time, usually using a credit card

Molly was so surprised when she maxed out her credit card, but everyone knew she had a bad plastic splurgery addiction.

by volleyballr April 5, 2009

red splurge

1. A KILLING SPREE
2. HAVING SEX WITH A MENSTRUATING WOMAN.
3. WHEN YOU SLICE YOUR VICTIMS THROAT DEEP ENOUGH TO SEVER THE CAROTID ARTERY

I WENT TO DAVE;S HOUSE, BUT THERE WAS AN OBVIOUS RED SPLURGE. THEY WERE ALL HACKED TO BITS.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 17, 2017

Gloop in the splurgy

The action of smoking pot. Getting high asf.

Friend: "Yo bro I'm finna gloop in the splurgy."
You: "Bro u got any for me?"

by BiteBobTheBuilder October 19, 2020

splorf

Intransitive verb: to eject a liquid from the mouth (and/or nose) with considerable force as a result of uncontrollable laughter.

A good splorf is the result of a solid punchline, comment or funny action delivered with impeccable timing.

1) She took a sip of her drink just as he farted. With the bottle to her lips and a mouth full of beer she couldn't help but splorf everywhere when she staretd laughing.

2) She was laughing so hard she splorfed her drink all over the counter.

by Shadowfax November 2, 2004

Splurge

To spend money freely with no remorse and very little consequence to your bank account.

Master P splurges when he goes to the Ferrari dealership.

by Jordan King October 29, 2005

splurggh

The reaction that occurs when one's mouth is full of another's genitalia or orifices and breathing is somewhat difficult.

Similar to gagging but much more pleasurable

example1: As his mouth filled with the precious booty Nigel began to splurggh intensely

or

example2: as Beryl forced her hot gash on Debbie's face, Debbie splurgghed violently

by boofynz May 19, 2009

Splurge Club

A club in which a group of women get together for drinks, snacks, and possibly games. The ideal is twelve women, and each month each woman puts in a certain amount of money that will be won by one person. The draw pool begins with everyone's name in it, and each time someone wins their name is taken out of the draw. Everyone wins the sum of money once a year.

I'm going out tonight with the girls from Splurge Club!

by for_all_the_women April 18, 2010