Splouche

1. The toilet water that splashes you on the ass when taking an extra large dump.

2. A person who has been dumped that shows up to ruin an event such as a date.

1. "ahhhhh. SPLOUCHE. Oh damn. That sucks."

2. "Mary, didn't you dump Jake last week? WTH is he doing here? What a fucking SPLOUCHE."

by dagholio November 26, 2010

slouchboy

An individual who displays an unenthusiastic and passive attitude towards his environment (workplace, school, church etc). The actual slouch position is defined by the position of one's back against the seat-base of any chair or stool, generally aided by a counter balancing device (a coffee cup).

"The new work experience kid is a major slouchboy"....

by soundsketcher August 24, 2008

SlouchBack

Verb: To use the SlouchBack as a tool during sex

I SlouchBacked both those twins from my dorm last night

by Former Freshman June 9, 2009

WOW Slouch

This is the given name to a certain position in which someone playing WoW (World Of Warcraft) will typically sit over the long preiods of time they play wow. The position is adopted by so many as it gives a much more comfortable feel to your position over long periods of time, and to make easier access to use of the keyboard. It has been known for books to be placed on the desk next to the keyboard to rest the arm in a certain position as part of this position.

For the best example(s) of the WOW slouch, I can think of off the top of my head watch the episode of South Park 'Make Love Not Warcraft'. or alternatively ask the biggest no lifer you know who spends their life on WoW to show you.

by Post-70'sPunk November 10, 2009

sprouche

Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.

"When I fucked your girlfriend, i sprouched in her! How did it taste?"

by Buck Futt March 25, 2009

slouch boots

1. Something that is super duper awesome or something that pisses you off, it really depends on the context and tone of voice. Slouch boots can be either wrinkled, super slouch, extra slouch, or inverted slouch.

1. OMG! That Beyonce video is SO slouch boots.

by The Kolby March 18, 2009

splotch

The splattered crap on the inside of your undies after a violent fart.

I ate a chili dog last night, and splotched my sheets this morning.

by anonymous March 28, 2004