sploogerific

something that makes you want to cum your pants

Pam Anderson's boobs are sploogerific

by rubyconverse July 8, 2009

Spooker

A male who prefers men over women sexually due to sheer fear of communication.

Edward:will we chat up those chungwans over there?
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.

by GNGLad69 December 10, 2016

slooker

Getting ones ball sack caught in a bicycle chain while riding

holy crap that is one bad slooker!

by torra borra May 19, 2004

Slooker

Slut and Hooker mixed together
to say to people and them not notice ur saying something bad

that slooker can go lick a shoe

by intoface August 29, 2009

Sploogers

Underwear that you put back on after having sex all night and not bathing, then where them all day leaving sex smell and Splooge stains in the crotch.

I had to wear Sploogers all day at work because I didn't have time to go home and shower after fucking my buddy's wife last night.

by Afknoitall July 26, 2012

spookery

actions, often of an unethical or immoral nature, typically carried out by the African American population

Little Tommy is likely to get arrested for partaking in that spookery.

by DrSteveBrule PHD October 4, 2011

Cosby Sploogery

Dark, discolerd looking splooge that kind of looks like Bill Cosby, commonly related to a bladder infection.

"I gott go to the docter, last night i cosby splooged"

"Cosby Sploogery is most commonly found in men over 50"

by Monday Tuesday Wensday 1234567 February 6, 2010