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Splooge Knuckle

The act of masturbating and cumming on your knuckles and then punching someone in the face.
Trudeau really pissed me off so I gave him a splooge knuckle.
by Jpow September 14, 2018
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sploon

"Hey man if you give me a second I'll hook up my Wii U and we can sploon."
"Aw sweet I haven't splooned in a little while."
"Can't come over tonight, I'm busy splooning."
by squidkid666 June 16, 2015
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Splooge Cheeks

Splooge Cheeks = Cum between the cheeks & makes it super sticky
I blew my load and then he flaunted his stuff without realizing he had major splooge cheeks!

After sitting on the toilet for quite some time, I realized the turd was stuck in my splooge cheeks.
by Alimew November 26, 2022
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spleekin splogin

Person 1: hey do you want a spleekin splogin?
Person 2: yes
by Teagoin December 28, 2020
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sploogicide

noun: any chemical compound that kills sperm (also known as splooge)
most male contraceptives come with plenty of sploogicide
by the storm drains September 7, 2009
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Sploig

Oi Mate *Moans**Sploiges*
by SoppyBalls February 22, 2020
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