sploingus

The very definition of a chivalrous, selfless, heroic, and honorable man.

The type of man to jump in front of an armless, legless orphan to shield them from a hail of bullets.

person 1: "You know that guy in the movie The Thin Red Line who dies at the end? Real sploingus, always liked that character."

person 2: "Why are you telling me this in a wendy's bathroom, i've never even met you."

by Swaglord55 February 8, 2022

splingage

spinning blingage. bling that spins.

young buck's bling spins, that is madd splingage!

by norizzleH March 29, 2005

splingus

The word for someone who is more than a chotch but less than a trump

Mr. pugliese is a splingus, because he doesn’t have a car

by Dominik pugliese March 13, 2018

Splingyg

A Nor-folk gal, creative owner of camper van, in the midst of a ker-azy family she is the only sane one (or so she tells us) :) loves everything that blings and splings.

I'm off to Norfolk to see the splingyg!
Splingyg would love that, it's so shiny!

by Emma November 21, 2004

Sploing Boing

Aw hell naw

Guy: stop beating my child with a lead pipe
Other guy: No
Guy: Sploing Boing

by Erm... Vengence April 8, 2022

Sploinging

The act of giving someone head.

Peter: I personally I think my sploinging is pretty good.
Thom: Nah, my sploinging is emaculate.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

Sploingo

uhhh idrk i just thought it sounded funny

Got damn! That's a sploingo right there. That's him. The Sploingo. Yeah.

by Dextionary February 15, 2023