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Splodgy Sandwich

A sexual act in which the male pours (a red) jam onto the womans vagina. He then ejaculates and then he "eats the sandwich" (and her) .
Lawrence was hungry so he made a splodgy sandwich. Jenny really likes when Lawrence comes round for lunch.
by Singing Richard November 4, 2014
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Sploodoo

A mixture of semen, blood, and doodoo usually resulting from rough anal sex.
I was pounding her ass balls deep, when I got up that morning my dick was covered in sploodoo!
by Kizurazgubye January 17, 2008
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splondge

A sponge used primarily to clean up splooge.
Damnit bob got splooge all over the floor, get the splondge.
by Mischief Dragon January 20, 2005
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Splodonk

An ape-like primate with fiery red hair and bi-coastal dwelling tendenies, the Spoldonk seeks out various forms of alcohol, narcotics and hallucinogens for sustenance because of their respective high levels of nutrients. The Splodonk has been observed in various social setting usually frequented by human beings, lurking, drooling and slurring words in sad, failed attempts at cross-specie mating. The Splodonk's lack of moral judgment, self-respect and hygiene generally act as a strong repellent for female human beings and it is often confused with similar creatures such as the assclown anddouchebag.
Dude, did you guys see that Splodonk with a popped collar who fell asleep at the bar last night? What a tool!
by F-ckFace McJohnson February 11, 2010
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sploded

Something going BOOM very quickly, loudly and often with destructive endings.
That house sploded and now there's nothing left
by The Jester™ December 5, 2007
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Sploder

A website created by Geoff Gaudreault on January 2nd, 2007. This popular website allows users to make their own games. As of July 2016, Sploder has 5 game makers, which include the Classic Shooter Creator, the Platformer Creator, the Aglorithm Crew, the Physics Puzzle Maker, the Retro Arcade Game Creator and the Multiplayer Game Maker. The game makers are simple and easy to use, which is one of the main reasons the website is so popular.
Person 1: I'm making a game on Sploder.

Person 2: Really? Which game maker are you using for it?

Person 1: I'm using the Physics Puzzle Maker.

Person 2: Sound awesome! I'm going to play your game when you'll publish it!
by Vaxen July 2, 2016
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Yoinky Sploinky day

The 6th of September is Yoinky Sploinky day where you must kill as many people as possible in a vehicle. Extra points for evading police.
“Ayo bro I haven’t committed vehicular manslaughter yet””what are you talking about?””its yoinky sploinky day”
by Sanstheskelet0n November 1, 2021
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