"Do you wanna go halfsie-splitsies with me on these adult diapers bro?"
"Bro sure I'll go halfsie-splitsies with you, we both use them every day."
"I love you bro."
"Bro sure I'll go halfsie-splitsies with you, we both use them every day."
"I love you bro."
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Dillon: Nah man I have to be within a 10 ft. radius of a toilet, I got the splatties.
Matt: You should get a job and buy some nicer beer.
Dillon: Nah man I have to be within a 10 ft. radius of a toilet, I got the splatties.
Matt: You should get a job and buy some nicer beer.
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Mark: did you see Sandra in the nude?
Dave: yeah, she's got a nice rack and a cute little splitsie
Mark: what a doll!
Dave: yeah, she's got a nice rack and a cute little splitsie
Mark: what a doll!
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