Split arse

Can be used when somebody in front of you is driving or walking incredibly slowly and is usually blocking your way.
User is usually fustrated and inpatient.
More commonly used by British males.

"Come on split arse!"
"Fuck sake this bloody split arse is in my way!"
"Get out the way split arse!"

by Superman01 July 19, 2009

split arse

one's arse has been split open due to excessive rammage in the back entry.
can apply to both male and female

i cant sit down cuz me ring is torn

"alright split arse?"

by Tony January 8, 2004

Split arse

A female maggot who congealed in Sunderland.

That split arse tea towel holder is a right maggot

by Chipsnoviniger January 18, 2019

spliters

a group of friends thats listen to the same type of music and karote chop each other in the head softly

i split john.
look at thos kids over there there splitting each other, those crazy kids

were spliters because we korate chop each other in the head yeah baby

by double007 October 31, 2007

slutarse

A female who enjoys night occasions in which she is outnumbered by males in the room.

Abigail would be a slutarse if she had sex with two other boys at a college dorm

by kevin199990 April 10, 2008

Shitarsedcant

An individual, who doesn't wipe properly after bodily functions.

That kevin Fenn is nothing but a shitarsedcant

by Tailmocker October 8, 2003

Splittre

1. An object that can absorb large amounts of something (noun)
2. To absorb a large amount of something (verb)

The sponge splittred a lot of water.
The sponge acts like a splittre.

by Little Hamburger February 19, 2018