split 

a term used as split personality. As in someone acts like a goody good with parents, but is really a naughty child.

I know shes a split, but half of her is amazing.

split by phychic master May 26, 2008

Split 

Extremely drunk. Not just "wet," but peeing-on-yourself- you'll-never-remember-this-night, wasted.

We took my brother clubbin' on his 21st Birthday and man, that boy was so split it was pitiful.

Split by AdMom January 14, 2010

split 

When a woman has sex so much that her junk is loose; Also a female that is butt ugly.

Man, that girl is so split.

split by Brenton January 8, 2004

split 

1. to beat the shit out of someone.
2. extreamly intoxicated

1. hey, let's go split those fuckers.
2. dude, I was split last night

split by stan April 12, 2006

split 

To release flatulance from one's anus.

Omg shane, wtf did you just split ass???

split by AwsomeAl January 3, 2008

Split 

To Punch someone in the face, intending punch them so hard they get a cut and bleed. (their skin splits)

if you don't get the fuck out my face, your gonna get fucking Split.

Split by raycharlesx October 13, 2012

Split 

To leave. Synonyms=bounce, dip

"Aye go find Johnny. The neighbors called the cops so we gotta split"

Split by Heptone March 19, 2016