Someone's quality of doing something by themselves
by Taveouster March 8, 2018
Get the Sylism mug.A man who is completely knowledgeable about the female vagina he knows more about than she does a splitmeat specialist is usually the man your wife is cheating on you with or your gf or side chick he can make your wife cum on command and this is why she is a addict to him
Omg Teresa I met this guy Nathan and girl he is a splitmeat specialists he made me cum all kinds of way he had a huge cock and I am gonna divorce my husband and give him all my money and he doesn’t have to do anything or work I will he just has to fuck me !!!
by The cocksman nate the great July 30, 2018
Get the Splitmeat specialists mug.Getting extremely turned on and slightly creaming ones pants, as a result of hearing or seeing a car.
Car: *Vroom*
Lenard: Ohhhh! I have seemed to have just splished a little Martin.
Martin: Oh yes Lenard, it was a nice sounding car. I wish I could smurth his nephew.
Lenard: Ohhhh! I have seemed to have just splished a little Martin.
Martin: Oh yes Lenard, it was a nice sounding car. I wish I could smurth his nephew.
by CumInDaBum September 10, 2018
Get the splished mug.Splish: Meaning dapper. Usually referring to menswear. Having a style so free and easy that nothing could be crisper than the starch on that mans shirt.
Used in unison with Statue because it's so timeless. Splish like a statue: meaning timeless style.
First used in Australia by the Jefferson Boys, Perth circa 1989.
A term used to recognize discernibly dressed men of like minded style.
Used in unison with Statue because it's so timeless. Splish like a statue: meaning timeless style.
First used in Australia by the Jefferson Boys, Perth circa 1989.
A term used to recognize discernibly dressed men of like minded style.
by CrayCray777 September 15, 2013
Get the Splish mug.Splish splash is a term used to describe a multitude of expressions generally relating to an idgaf attitude, bad ass vibes, and a splash of sass. Various meanings depending on the tone used, ranging from but not limited to fuck off ever so kindly/idgaf, why not/yolo, and many more. ~*~Enjoi~*~
Rule following friend: you shouldn’t be doing that, you’ll get us in trouble
Her: splish splash betch, watch and learn
Haterz amongst each other: omg can you believe her outfit to an event like this? What message is she trying to convey with that crop top?
Her to said haterz: splish splash muhfuqqqqas let me live
Her: splish splash betch, watch and learn
Haterz amongst each other: omg can you believe her outfit to an event like this? What message is she trying to convey with that crop top?
Her to said haterz: splish splash muhfuqqqqas let me live
by Discodolly October 19, 2018
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by Vin Keller June 14, 2006
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