splinter

a guy/girl that is annoying and won't leave you alone; someone who calls and talks too much, etc.

"He called me like 8 times today...such a splinter!

by nilya February 15, 2007

splinter

uk drum n bass producer

fuck me, it's dj splinter

by twisted individual April 10, 2005

Splinter

Guttie aka Remix aka Weasel

Splinter always combs over his greasy hair with his paw

by THUGMONEY April 14, 2005

Splinter

When tobacco scavenged from an ash tray is re-rolled using a gum wrapper as the paper. Typically used by minors or people without access to cigarettes or tobacco

"Yeah man, my 18 year old brother is out of town so I have to go filter fishing and roll splinters"

by MattyJewBoi May 28, 2017

Splinter

When a female's clitoris is aroused and/or erect.

Men wake up in the morning with "wood," women wake up in the morning with "splinter."

by Tiffany Renee' April 09, 2007

splintered

Hipster slang for drunk.

Wow man, did you see John? He drank a 12 pack and now he's so splintered.

by Andrew Allan Morgan December 17, 2006

Splinterize

1) verb. The act of receiving a splinter from a wooden surface.
2) verb. slang. Getting wood in the body.

Gurl, The back of Yo head looks ridic-a-lus right now, kinda makes me wanna throw you down and splinterize you right here.

by Kuh Lay Luh 22 June 07, 2011