Shitzophrenic is an illness that can affect your ability to think about shitting clearly, being paranoid to shit, manage your asshole, being incapable of relieving the bowels.
Whenever I am at my new boyfriend's house, I always get shitzophrenic to the point of almost sharding my pants, so I always find an excuse to leave so I can shit at the gas station down the road to save my dignity.
by Sunkistable February 26, 2024
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Boyfriend: where did you get boo from WHO ARE YOU FUCKING!!!!
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Boyfriend: where did you get boo from WHO ARE YOU FUCKING!!!!
*****this man is a skittzophrenic****
by unstructured man February 14, 2014
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by Skitz0phrenic March 27, 2022
Get the Skitz0phrenic mug.When your prescribed senna in the evening and docusate in the morning then you will soon suffer from Schitofrenia.
Come on pal you just been to the toilet, got a weak bladder?
No mate I’m schitzophrenic, shitting though the eye of a needle I am
No mate I’m schitzophrenic, shitting though the eye of a needle I am
by K6ULU August 19, 2022
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