Spiritual Twin

A person who is the exact same as you i.e same intrests, same type of family, same birthday, same pets. This would make the person your twin, but if you dont look anything alike it makes the person your spiritual twin. A spiritual twin is likely to share the same thoughts as you, and you are likely to "jinx" eachother on a regular basis.

Person 1:"My best friend is my twin."
Person 2: "but you dont look like twins?"

Person 1:"thats cause shes my Spiritual Twin!"
Person 2: "i now understand this concept completely"

by Savannah High June 7, 2010

Spiritual Freak

This is a whole new level of freak and it’s also known as the most evolved level of freak. This person likes to be freaky yet they are also into spirituality and finding their higher self. They are also known as the most intelligent and authentic limited edition type of freak. Once you got a spiritual freak, you should never let em go bc they’d never come back to a narcissistic loser. You can’t just have their loyalty and devotion, you’d have to prove to them, put in effort and work yo ass off. They are the realest of them all and do not I mean DO NOT MESS OR LIE TO THEM! They have that bullshit detector in between their eyebrows! You know what that called? A Third Eye. If you do mess with them, they don’t try to physically fight you like a low level thug, they will whip you into shape with their sassy, classy, uniquely witty remarks. Never cross these people unless you are full of loyalty and devotion because they will bring you the same if you do try to put in effort to talk to them. They can also come off as highly intimidating for being themselves which is why there are a lot of people that avoid them. They are their own unique breed that’s full of passion, life, and the craving for the unknown mysteries that linger.

-Written By An Actual Living Spiritual Freak

Hoe- I wish I was a spiritual freak
Mia- If u wanna do that, u gotta whole load of bullshit to take care of first

by Miapapz February 13, 2020

Spiritual Lyrical Miracle Individual

Stemming from TVFilthyFrank’s video “BAD INTERNET RAPPERS” in which one of the characters he plays says the line “I’m a spiritual lyrical miracle individual”. The phrase has come to be the inverse of the other popular term mumble rapper. A spiritual lyrical miracle individual is a rapper who is extremely corny and tries to use complicated lyricism to cover up their overrall boringness and unoriginality.

Guy #1: yo have you heard that new Hopsin track?

Guy #2: nah dude, he’s a spiritual lyrical miracle individual. He’s so corny!
Guy #3: whatever brohemeZ

by Longinus Aquarius Secundus IV December 3, 2018

spiritual advisor

Another term for bartender.

"Are you having a Mojito Diablo or an Italian Apple martini?"
"I dunno, let me consult the Spiritual Advisor on duty."

by vegasrew April 25, 2007

spiritual tingle

It's a feeling one gets when they are describing something spiritual or experiencing a spiritual phenomenon.

I had an intense out of body experience yesterday. I felt totally connected to the Universe. Wow! I'm getting a spiritual tingle.

by AmyLane November 6, 2016

AFL Spiritual Leader

An Aussie Rules footballer who exudes and combines leadership, compassion, heart and footballing skill to provide support to team mates and coaching staff on and off the ground.

Luke Hodge is the true AFL spiritual leader at Hawthorn football club, whereas Carlton FC don't have one at all. Judd is a purely paid player (albeit a very successful one).

by Flangebarron October 4, 2010

spiritual slavery

When you're pressured to take part in work that takes away from your overall peace and well being.

Bob: Joe, you seem so drained ever since you started working that retail gig.I don't see that joy in you anymore.
Joe: Yeah man that place is terrible, straight spiritual slavery, I need the cash.

by Futbol is life April 8, 2019