Mr Spindles

An eight foot tall being of pure darkness born from mans hubris who is an imaginary friend of a young girl with matted black hair dressed like a Victorian doll, most likely possessed and covered in blood. Mr Spindles is most likely not imaginary and a real demon who's probably waiting for its next victim to play with a Ouija board and get their child and possibly themselves possessed or at least haunted for most likely forever.

I'm probably not gonna sleep tonight knowing that Mr Spindles is probably waiting for me under my bed to grab my ankle while it dangles down by the side of my bed since my cat farted and started global warming and even the paint on my walls started melting.

by QuestioningMyExistence... August 17, 2021

Spindler

The remanents of a stool left in the toilet bowl after multiple flushes that require the use of a toilet brush to remove.

After one number two, I needed the toilet brush to remove 3 or 4 'spindlers' from the bowl.

by Worst Teammate Experience December 15, 2008

Spindledrizzle

Semen that drips off your penis before you can catch it in a Kleenex when masturbating

I was having a wank looking at a Liz Truss fake video on Porn Hub, and I came so hard that a load of spindledrizzle hit the carpet before I could catch it.

by Ronnie de Spragge September 4, 2022

spindle

A term of endearment, as well as mockery often used in conjunction with the word prick.

Alright spindle are you coming out tonight? Or are you gonna stay in and be a spindle prick? HONK!

by Leeug October 23, 2003

Spindoyouken

A Spindoyouken is an example of supreme button smashing.
Not everyone can do a spindoyouken, for example, only scrubs and button smashers can pull it off.
A spindoyouken is a combination a spin-kick, a shoruken, and a hadouken. played out in any order one feels like.

WTF??? how the hell did he pull off that Spindoyouken?

by neagrosk September 22, 2009

off da spindle

"the freshest," "the hottest"

Son, those new kicks are off da spindle, G!!

by hizzihotboy July 16, 2003

spindleshanx

Spindle- Greek, comes from the word "speendle", means for someone to fall over
Shanx- Greek, comes from the word "shrunks", means to laugh

omg that l0zer f3ll over what a looser SPINDLESHANX

by That Guy August 22, 2004