Cock Spindling Butthole

'A nice person'

"Hey dude you're such a cock spindling butthole."
"thanks"

by geotongdru August 29, 2023

spindle fiber

someone who is completly useless can't do a thing right, and no one likes him/her and this person is easily distracted and made fun of

did you see that guy try to cut his lawn just a total spindle fiber

by ben8boom August 1, 2008

off da spindle

"the freshest," "the hottest"

Son, those new kicks are off da spindle, G!!

by hizzihotboy July 16, 2003

off da spindle

of or pertaining to a level of cool or awesome that transcends description

That Smeagol/Gollum soliloquy was OFF DA' SPINDLE!!!!!!!!!

by Arthur Vandelay July 14, 2003

Rusty spindle

When you aggressively shove your finger your ass while masturbating

Last night I let of some steam while doing a rusty spindle

by Rusty spindle August 7, 2025

spindles

Spindle:Something very skinny or thin.

Those pictures are spindles.

by Spencer Ape February 6, 2018

Spindled

To be messed up, botched, improper, and or poetic

"I tried talking to Jessica but all my words were spindled'

by anonymous January 12, 2021