Sziedi

Sziedi/sziedism is a polytheistic religeon that began in sumeria and was started primarily by oppressed women who refused to be subordinate. One of the gods that is known is Lilith. They believed that the goddess lilith had bestowed upon them a divine secret knowledge and that only through excercise of power can change of the status quo ever be achieved. Not much is known of their rituals , magicks , and idealogies. Being a very secretive society they are fiercely loyal to one another and don't share knowledge of their ways outside of their own. Very stoic in practice , what is known is that only women can be priests called lilims and male members of certain rank are called "knights". Still in practice to this day they are highly selective of their members. It is believed they operate much like the contraversal free masons which have been the basis of conspiracy theorists for years in that they are behind all the major events that have occurred and that will. All this of course is speculation.

My brother has kept to himself since becoming a practicer of sziedi

by Maxwell102 December 29, 2007

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Speeding Car Fart Trap

When someone farts in the car while driving and traps you by locking all the windows so you can't breathe. Victims are forced to open the doors to gain fresh air while avoiding death by fart or other moving vehicles.

I was in a Speeding Car Fart Trap the other night. Jon kept farting and locking all the windows and we were forced to open the doors while he was driving. If I didn't open the door to get some air I would've thrown up!

by Bullyrey May 5, 2013

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Speediating

An alternate version of the word speeding, used chiefly by corporate whores, Wifeswap contestants and people with severe retardation (esp. sufferers of Angelman Syndrome).

Angelman Syndrome Sufferer: Is there any way of speediating up the process?

Normal Human Being: No.

by WaywardSun September 8, 2011

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speeding ticket

a crime that requires

1. 10 Billion dollars per year in laser and radar guns
2. Over 500,000+ State Troopers nationwide in which all they do is pull people over for speeding and thats it
3. Insurance companies pay another 1 to 5 Billion in funding Police radar/laser and a excuse to raise insurance rates.

It is also a crime equal to jaywalking, or playing your music a little to loud aka a stupid small crime that is 2 Billion times enforce that EVERYONE in THE WORLD commits.

So all put together- A ticket written by a Cop (who has BIG EGO than to fight REAL CRIME) who finds speeding 15 over a HORRIBLE Crime and fines you 100 bucks and points on your license and over 400 dollars in increased insurance rates over the years in which SCREWS you for 3 to 5 years in insurance and points, and is the number one offense (175 million tickets are written each year) committed BY EVERYONE in the U.S. who pay there taxes, obey every single law, to get written up for a running pace to fast on a INTERSTATE that is in the MIDDLE OF KANSAS!!

175 million speeding tickets are written each year cause going 15 over is apparently A REALLY BAD HORRIBLE, THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO!!! Crime even though you obey every other LAW AND PAY every bit of TAX to be fucked by a speeding ticket that raises insurance rates by 10 to 20% and a screws you for 3 to 5 years cause you were speeding 15 over on a 10 mile straight stretch on a INTERSTATE in Kansas......

by ryfly May 4, 2008

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spindiferous

the highest degree of greatness.
impossibly sweet.

(Typically used to describe a Don King championship fight, the Chappelle Show, or any member of the AZN_K^3!!!)

DANG SUCKA....THE AZN_K^3 IS SPINDIFEROUS LIKE WOAH! NOW CAN U DIG THAT.....................................................SUCKA?!?!?
(big ups to my peeps: point guard, pepe, manson, & goopsta...well maybe not him...jk meng)

by TranShaun Mo' January 30, 2004

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