sphincter grease /ˈsfɪŋktər - grees (n.):
1. The resulting oily residue as having been rendered from an abnormally abundant and unkempt conglomeration of "swass" (aka. ass sweat).
-This advanced state of natural anal lubricant can typically be found on most hippies, destination vacation attendees, and hobos, and is commonly noted as the 2nd natural state of anal condensation, the first being "swass" and the 3rd being "ass butter." Sublimation is possible in extreme cases, however highly unlikely as sphincter grease plays an integral role in springboarding swass into a semi petrolic, pre-gelatinous state necessary for the achievement of ass butter.
1. The resulting oily residue as having been rendered from an abnormally abundant and unkempt conglomeration of "swass" (aka. ass sweat).
-This advanced state of natural anal lubricant can typically be found on most hippies, destination vacation attendees, and hobos, and is commonly noted as the 2nd natural state of anal condensation, the first being "swass" and the 3rd being "ass butter." Sublimation is possible in extreme cases, however highly unlikely as sphincter grease plays an integral role in springboarding swass into a semi petrolic, pre-gelatinous state necessary for the achievement of ass butter.
I wouldn't be sliding all over this god damned linoleum car seat if it weren't for all this fucking sphincter grease
by Def Batface April 9, 2009
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Dude I was flexing like Mr. Universe on that road trip and when I got into McDonalds my radar sphincter went off and my turds were coming out like people in a burning building.
by T Macalicious November 27, 2010
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Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself
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Barney couldn't wait to lube up, don his rubber chaps, and head on off to sphincterpalooza for some good old fashioned colon plunging.
by Sammy Davis III October 20, 2007
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When I snuck out of school, I did it Splintercell style. I would tell you specifically, but it would compromise the mission and you would become a risk.
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