Sphere Shagger 

Someone who bangs on about how the earth is round and not flat, normally employed by NASA to try hide the truth

NASA-“The earth is clearly round haven’t you seen the pictures”
Flat Earther-“Shut the fuck up you SPHERE SHAGGER!”

Sphere Shagger by FlatEarther1994 May 27, 2018

Sphere du Soleil 

The show Chancellor Palpatine was watching in Star Wars: Episode III when he first told Anakin about the Sith. It's like Cirque du Soleil, but...er, spherical.

Man, that Sphere du Soleil was typical Lucas CGI, wasn't it? At least he didn't overdo it like in Episode I.

Sphere du Soleil by resident alian July 8, 2005

sphere satchel

ball sack

That kid kicked me square in my sphere satchel!

sphere satchel by SnooterBoy June 9, 2009

Sphere Tackle

When you're running inside a human sized hamster ball and you knock down an unsuspecting victim. Very similiar to Stone Colsd Steve Austins Spear tackle.

Charly: Craig was being a cunt that day, so i fucken' sphere tackled the dropkick to the ground on our bi-anual human hamster race

Sphere Tackle by moistbananabread April 8, 2017

sphere by creo 

The best soundtrack ever made by creo. Its fucking amazing. I recommend using a 23.3 second offset and fade in for best experience and use headphones too

I FUCKING LOVE SPHERE BY CREO

sphere by creo by Balls man 1983 July 14, 2023

Sphere of Careditude 

Used in the context of either giving a shit about something or not. The combination, to be used, has to pass two requirements: 1) That something is within you circle of knowledge and influence and 2) You either give a shit or you don't give a shit about it (usually the latter).

Careditude is not a combination of the words care and attitude, it is a made up word that has roots with the word care. It is basically a nicer way to tell someone you can really give a rats ass about what they are talking about without really sounding like a dick.

John - "Man I am going broke and it's because I spend all my money on porn."

Peter - "Not my problem."

John - "But you don't understand, I can't stop buying it."

Peter - "Not within my Sphere of Careditude, fag."

Sphere of Careditude by Deebo568 November 24, 2009

Sphere of influence 

Total number of people you can reach with your current brand voice, a very well known social media marketing term

My Sphere of influence is probably about 10000 people

Sphere of influence by tylerblevin June 5, 2019