Red State Spexs

A Magical Pair of glass that enables conservatives to see the truth about about the liberal agenda and the world around them. With these specs, reality is no longer liberally biased and makes perfect ideological sense.

The Red State Specs among other things make...

* Hidden Motivations of Reporters, Statisticians and debate moderators, among others, are made as clear as day.

* Find of what Liberals really believe when they talk about issues important to them such as climate change.

* See issues not convenient to conservatives and their narratives disappear infront of you very eyes. You will never need Fox News again!

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by Libertatis January 8, 2015

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combination of the words- sexy and spiffy. often referred to hott men/women/elf ruler.

Kendra- "Dang, that guy is hotter than our vice principal!!"

Jenny- "No duh! That's Shane. He's positively spexxxy!"

by cowboy<3lover May 15, 2009

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Spext

To speak text lingo to someone, especially by a parent speaking to their teenager in an effort to make themselves look extra lame.

Mom: Tbh ig idk.
Teenager: Mom, why are you talking like that?
Mom: What? I'm just spexting you. Do you not want me to spext?
Teenager with a horrified look on their face: Just...no.

by ThickQueen October 29, 2018

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Spam-text. Texting the same message to multiple phones by selecting multiple phone numbers from a cell phone contact list all at once. Usually used for holiday greetings or party invitations.

Did you get Sarah's spext about her party? Supposed to be a good one. She even has a mime!

by Nathan F. January 2, 2007

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