commiting spermicide

to masturbateexcessively, usually a session of masturbation which is done in intense private ( as if at a friends house, or a public restroom(

DUDE...Brandon Paris came to my house, and when I walked into the bathroom, I saw him commiting spermicide to pictures of (we know who)!!! I made him wipe it up!

by Northun Californya Gangstuh March 12, 2008

spermicidal maniac

one who masturbates constantly. every hour on the hour, or something to that degree of frequency.

dude, ted is a spermicidal maniac. i swear he dissapears at least 6 times a day to "clean his room"

by Mike Q. October 12, 2004

Spermicidal-Lubri-Cunt

Saved for the highest of Cunts!
A Slimy cunt (slimy as a rubber/Condom)

My boss fired me today he is a Spermicidal-Lubri-Cunt or SLC.
This bolt is rather tight it needs some lubricunt!

by Miketrg December 7, 2005

spermicidal

An deliberate activity or action by a male that results in his failing to have sex.

"Dude, are you going to the Sorority Lingerie Party ?"
"No bro, I need to study."
"That's spermicidal, man !"
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"I told Sheryl that I am still in love with my ex, and she dumped me..."
"Wow, that was spermicidal !"

by BigFanOfUD November 2, 2011

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 29, 2022

Spermicidal Maniac

A gay serial killer.

Omg did you see the news a spermicidal maniac is on the loose.

by Big Foots Dick February 28, 2018

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 29, 2022