Spermickle

Similar to barnacles but small hard bits of sperm that stick to the insides of girls legs.

I woke up this morning with a pandemic-a-spermickles on me!

by Sweeeeeen August 27, 2010

spermaculate

The process of male sexual ejaculation.

My dear, such is the state of my personal arousal that I shall have no recourse but to spermaculate all over your lilly whites forthwith.

by rojodelosaltos February 11, 2005

sterback

(noun)The sperm infested back of the strangest hooker one has laid eyes upon.

(verb) The act of dumping knuckle-Children on the back of a dirty,dirty,skank.

"I turned the bitch around to hit it doggy-style, but puked when I saw the hideous Sterback the slut was hiding."

"He said he Sterbacked the whore until he covered her tramp-stamp".

by Alex of Arabia April 7, 2009

spermwanker

A spermwanker is someone who acts gay and is overall a crusty person.

"Get out of here you spermwanker!"

"Yo i caught him catching a boner at the sight of the dude changing his shirt,he's obviously such a spermwanker."

by Whydoiexistpleasekillme February 8, 2017

Spermcake

Spermcake, sperm-cake:
1) The accumulation of cock juice in ones belly button that is the devoured by the partner in question.
2) The puddle of sperm mudd that is consumed from the anal oriface.
3) A second term for muffin butter.
4) The frosting of the vagina by jizz.

1) Can I eat your "spermcake".
2) Finish your "spermcake" dear or you won't get sloppie seconds!

by NickName4U May 2, 2006

Spermbank

Noun: 1. A facility where men can donate their ejaculate. The ejaculate is then used for artificial insemination by women whose husbands are sterile.

2. A very promiscuous girl.

1. "I love spermbanks! They actually pay you to jerk off! And you might get a kid out of it!"

2. "Dude, make sure you wear a rubber with that chick - she's a total spermbank. I hear she's in the triple digits."

by drotic October 7, 2009

spermsuckingfudgepacker

also known as a Total McKenzie.

Man that Robx is a spermsuckingfudgepacker. He loves the manlove.

by callin' robster a twat October 8, 2004