a jersey speed bump is a pedestrian who is not paying attention J-walking while you are driving causing you not to notice them and eventually hitting them., It can also be used for someone taking too damn long to cross the street.
You're driving in your car with a buddy, all of a sudden you hear a loud noise and feel a huge bump., When your buddy asks "what the hell was that?", you can simply reply "Oh, just another Jersey Speed Bump."
by martian87 January 25, 2010
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by ibackflipboy June 22, 2009
Get the Justin speed mug.He's got some wheels but I wouldn't call him Josh Hawley speed...
Defensive coordinator: "Their run game is solid but I worry about that receiver, number 88."
Defensive backs coach: "Yeah, I'm not sure how we're gonna cover him...that sum'bitch has Josh Hawley speed!
Defensive coordinator: "Their run game is solid but I worry about that receiver, number 88."
Defensive backs coach: "Yeah, I'm not sure how we're gonna cover him...that sum'bitch has Josh Hawley speed!
by BostonRarr August 5, 2023
Get the Josh Hawley speed mug.the speed at which a jew runs for money; approximately 42 miles per second; what is necessary to perfect your superjewman powers
I heard the penny drop a mile away, so I ran for it with jew speed and got it before the person had a chance to bend down to pick it up
by j00b (jewish n00b) February 22, 2005
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Dude 2: Let me get a hit, wait is this clean or jungle speed?
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by kintz_09 October 23, 2015
Get the Jungle Speed mug.The act of looking at females ages 12 to 16 and making/ thinking of sexual comments when you are a male who is 18 years or older.
As you are driving, you see a female from behind that is walking. You don't know her age but she looks as though she has a nice body. As you drive by, you catch a better glimpse of her and realize that she is underage and looks to be in middle school or high school.
Dude, did you just go "Jai Speed"
She looked 18!
Fool, she was only 15!
Dude, did you just go "Jai Speed"
She looked 18!
Fool, she was only 15!
by Ranventures December 27, 2010
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by Will Carroll April 15, 2010
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