The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathing in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laughing at George Carlin, and then praising and defending the government which has slowly killed them and their country.
The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.
by USADexter January 13, 2009
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I was nearly bulldozed when some gargantuan 500 pounder decided to speedwaddle through me to get to the cookies in Wal-Mart!
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spedtard = people who are so stupid to the point they need special education and part of the retarded club
by flikz December 1, 2020
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I can't believe they let speltards graduate from university." Or, "Who are the fucking speltards that keep misfiling shit around here?
by J-Bullets November 26, 2010
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by muddybonez January 2, 2021
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by Dennis Smith October 17, 2003
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I really wanted to get into Katie's pants until she asked me to edit a paper of hers for a class the next day. She spelled "maybe" as "mayby." I just can't be with her. I don't want to be seen in public with a spelltard.
by poonjobi December 9, 2010
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