Speedbagging

Preferably preformed in a warmer environment to allow the balls to droop to a sufficient level, a female (or male) based off preference. Will then preform a speed bag technique commonly preformed in boxing to said nuts.
Dude my balls hurt because emily was speedbagging me last night
by Klay_Thompson March 23, 2021
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Speedbagging

When that one guy keeps flexing about how well prepared they are for violence with no resume to show for it
This one guy I know is always speedbagging but he hasn't ever done nothing in a fight
by UnrealChet January 19, 2023
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speedbag

Rumor has it that George Stephanopoulos sports a speedbag.
by Anita Razer August 07, 2002
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speedbag

1. A chick whose face is straight up heinous, as if it had been assaulted violently, rapidly and repeatedly - the way a small-sized punching bag might be.

1(a). When said chick acts as if she is hopped up on speed or other narcotics, to the point where she is tweaking out and making next to no sense. Can go along with, or be mutually exclusive of, definition #1.
DUDE A: "I can't believe you boned that speedbag last night."
DUDE B: "I know... at least I'd had about 14 beers beforehand, and the lights were out, so I couldn't see that busted grill."
by Marsbag June 06, 2006
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Speedbagging

When your female partner has an enlarged hemorrhoid and at the time of performing oral sex just before climax you slide your tongue down and bop the said hemorrhoid back and forth to mimic a boxing speedbag.
Bro i speedbaged my girl last night and she twitched like she had 1.21 gigawatts runnin 88 mph through her fart biscuit. Speedbagging at its finest
by Phatboy123 January 26, 2019
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Spicy Speedbag

When you are having anal (doggy style) with a girl you secretly dip your nuts in medium-hot salsa and proceed to fuck. The now spicy testicles hit the vagina repeatedly and propel the salsa in and around the vagina.
Girl: You wouldn't believe Chris last night he gave me a spicy Speedbag. I douched twice and it still burned!
by SeñorChub April 11, 2014
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forbidden speedbag

The scrotum. Not to be punched ,slapped, swatted or in any way disturbed.
Once he was knocked to the ground. John gave Joe a few key shots in the forbidden speedbag
by Randy W June 13, 2008
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