sportistic

People in the sportistic spectrum may see and understand sports events but the action has no emotional content for them and they may find it upsetting.

Mate, she just won five gold medals and you're not bothered! Are you sportistic or something?

by stolenvitality April 10, 2009

spautistic

The inability to become interested in or excited by sporting activities. In the same way that sufferers of autism have trouble empathising and relating to other people, spautistic people lack the ability to see why sports are so endlessly fascinating to the rest of humanity, and may suffer social marginalisation as a result. Sufferers of spautism are born with the condition. At present, there is no known cure.

1) Person A: "What team do you support?"
Person B: "No-one: I'm spautistic, OK?"

by chunkstyle April 12, 2008

Spectastic

Something that is unmatched; a mix between spectacular and fantastic

Adam knew his sweater collection was truly spectastic!!!!!!

by Sweater Admirer September 11, 2012

spatistics

1. n. the spamming or disease of spamming of statistics, or the seemingly excessive knowledge of random facts/conversation tidbits

2. v. a criminal sex act of sneaking a piece of raw spam in a woman's belly button (if overweight), ear, or vagina while she is sleeping

3. n. an internet transmitted disease, usually caused by watching too many shitty documentaries

DudeBro 1: Dude, Jim's got a bad case of the spatistics.

DudeBro 2: Bro, I know right, Shelly was pissed.

DudeBro 1: Dude, wtf, Bro?

by psuedolicious December 18, 2013

Spudtastic

When potato products like French fries and mashed potatoes taste exceptionally well.

Thoes French fries are Spudtastic!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Spectastic

Noun: When something is both spectacular and fantastic.

"Wow, that firework display was spectastic"

by Jalderton September 15, 2022