Las Vegas Spatula

Use your dick and wedge it between your partner's butt cheeks. Make room for an egg, place the egg in his/her butt hole. Have him/her crack the egg w/ their ass cheeks, scramble the egg around with your dick.

Jimmy woke up one sunday morning craving a Las Vegas Spatula. Luckily your Mom was right there with a carton of eggs. :)

by Cara Lewin November 9, 2006

spazlet

A spazlet is another word for a spaztic

Peter:" what did u get in your maths test on"
Bob: "I got 2 out of 50"

Peter: "your such a spazlet bob"

by Cammmmmmyyyyyyy February 11, 2017

Sexual Spatula

A term for a person who is able to "flip" or change another person's sexual orientation.

Elias: Paulina dated Max last year. But as soon as they broke up, Max started dating a guy!
Ephraim: Say whaat? I thought Max was straight!
Elias: He used to be, but now he is gay. That's what you get for hooking up with a sexual spatula.

by Mr. Bubonic October 22, 2009

spatulatin

1.The act of hitting an ugly ass bitch in the face with a spatula.

2. See spatulating.

1. That chick is so ugly she needs some severe spatulatin' done to her...shit.

by Enron January 3, 2005

spatling

When a girl preludes a loogie in her mouth while with-holding massive amounts of cum in her mouth. She then spits it in your asshole to produce a spatling.

Sheila laid a spatling down my anus. Then I fucked your mom.

by BowWowBigDick August 7, 2008

Spattle

The unintentional poop splatter caused by a fart.

Man! I spattled a little in my pants!

Could you hear the spattle in that one!?

by TheDiller May 15, 2010

spatuless

when you wake up to make yourself some scrumptious early morning morsel to break your fast, and after some preparation are befuddled to find that you are without spatula! THE GODS BE DAMNED!!!

Broskie-Broheim: Bro, you tryna cook some eggs right quick up in thiis bitch?
Daniel Ibronez: Nah bro, we spatuless as a motherfucker

by wulfroyce January 6, 2011