Spat Camp

A name used by some schools for band camp. A play on boot camp, since marching bands wear spats instead of boots.

Spat Camp can either be a week of hell or the time of your life, depending on your attitude.

by sibilance January 16, 2009

spatcheler

How Mr. Krabs on the TV program SpongeBob SquarePants often pronounces the word, "spatula"

{Mr. Krabs}: SpongeBob, did you break your spatcheler again?

by Telephony June 6, 2014

shower spaetzle

The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.

John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.

by GuzziJoej1971 November 30, 2013

spatfa

Specific Penial and Testicular Functional Abnormalities.

A condition relating from trying to squeeze into AFL shorts (or just very small ones)

by Tracey B May 17, 2005

Keurig Spatter

a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.

it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm

it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.

After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.

Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!

by Tight guy man Jones October 5, 2011

SATZU

A ROYAL SHIP IN A GIRL GROUP CALLED TWICE, THIS SHIP DONT DO MANY SKINSHIP BUT WHEN THEY DO IT MAKES SAPPHIRE'S SCREAM. THIS IS THE MOST LOWKEY SHIP EVER. THEIR HEIGHT DIFFERENCES IS SO FREAKING PERFECT IS LIKE THEY FIT FOR EACH OTHER.

Sapphire :give us satzu vlive 🥺
Sana:okay
*but many Months still no vlive 🤡*
Sapphire : satzu vliveee juseyoooo
Tzuyu :okay
*still didn't give any vlive's sksksks*

by Bangtwiceisbullshit December 13, 2020

cat spat

When two very fine girls get into a fight. Often exposing one or both of their bodies.

All the guys watched the cat spat, videoing it to post on line.

by llcalej October 29, 2015