spatter effect

The unpleasant ricocheting of piss that often results from peeing in a urinal.

"Dude why are my pants all damp around my knees?"
"These urinals must cause a terrible spatter effect."

by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009

Broke and Spattered

Literary slang for "came" (or "cummed")," or "had orgasm." The anti-hero in Anthony Burgess' dystopian novel, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (played by Malcolm McDowell in the movie) 'broke and spattered' at the end of intercourse.

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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "

"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

batter spatter

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 6, 2022

coagulated cunt spatter

The Most disgusting way to say period blood

"Troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in Coagulated Cunt Spatter on his face"

by TheFATman101294 February 29, 2012

High Velocity Shit Spatter

Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.

*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

spitter-spatter

1. the continuous explosive noise as made by gunfire.
2. the rapid, tapping noise of rain.

We heard the spitter-spatter of both gunfire and rain.

by uttam maharjan November 18, 2010

Junkie verbal spatter

When a low form drug addict talks shit or creates sentences with there small annoying dumb ass minds that are lies or highly exaggerated in order to impress their “victim” (any individual they are speaking to) or to appear to be more then they are/ appear to have more then they do/ appear to be something that they are not/ appear to own something that they do not. In short, verbal communication made by a junkie that is not to be believed, unbelievable or large chains of small talk interconnected that the victim does not give a fuck about.

Man, this fucking guy, just all junkie verbal spatter all day long, I can’t be fucked listening to him.

by False.Pulse June 3, 2022