spastic

1. A person with cerebral palsy
2. A sexy, suave, witty Australian man

Do not corrupt the word "spastic", you American and British scumbags

by Super_Spastic October 6, 2003

spasticated

1. All over the place
2. Not following 'conventional'/'normal' rules or practice
3. Defies 'normal' logic

Adjective for the noun, spastic. Not to be used in conjunction with the noun 'Spastic' which is a real medical/mental affliction.

Q. How was the traffic this morning? A. It was spasticated

My head is spasticated this morning

The organisation of that thing was spasticated

Your explanation is spasticated

by travelmate37 June 25, 2010

Spastic

Emily Hart

Emily Hart is spastic

by Spaz23071397812 May 14, 2015

spastic

SOMEONE WITH CEREBRAL PALSY AND SHOULD NOT BE USED AS A DEROGATORY TERM TO EXPLAIN OR MOCK ANYONE

please take any other definitions down as it is highly offensive and only enforces the stigma of the medical condition

Jamie has Spastic Cerebral palsy, it affects his hand movement

by MissPissx May 29, 2016

Spastic

In other words skattz

Muscle spasms can’t talk properly and can’t move without twitching

Oh shit it’s a skattz or he’s a skattafrinic and spastic

by Official Oxford dictionary Uk February 6, 2020

Spastic

Troy/Tracy blond hair blue eyes

You are a spastic

by Phoebe kelly March 12, 2022

Spastic

People who leave their houses during a life-threatening pandemic to socialise with others.

“Look at those spastics on Facebook drinking Bella in a field”

by OntheDole69 March 30, 2020