Samwich

1) When a man (preferably named Sam) stands in between two girls and puts his arms around them

2) When a man (preferably named Sam) stick his meat in between a girl's buns

Whenever Sam went to the club he'd always make himself a samwich. Later he'd take it back to his house and make another hotter samwich.

by Grssman March 7, 2010

hand slamwich

Yet another name for a high five.

hey bra, give me a hand slamwich!!!

by mikejenn1 October 21, 2012

Samwich

Any sandwich of any type, except it HAS to have a large amount of Dijon mustard on it. If there's not a ridiculous amount of Dijon on it, it's not a Samwich.

Aw dude, I ate at Subway and they made me a Samwich. My nose almost exploded! From now on I'm eating at Jimmy Johns.

by dionarapthevicious May 24, 2009

Slamwich

A slamwhich is just like any other ordinary sandwich, except that it is made by your bitch immediately after sexual intercourse, and usually served in bed.

Her(panting): "That was amazing"
Him(stoic): "Sure... now go make me a slamwich"
Her: "ok"

by chayguy420 November 3, 2010

slamwich

1. Colloquialism for a slamming sandwich.

2. Human position during threesome.

"Have you tried the eggplant parmesan hero? That shit is a slamwich."

by lordfnord January 22, 2008

Slamwich

A sandwich made really fast, or slammed together, usually during a commercial break.

"I'm really into this show, but I'm starving!"
"No worries, next commercial I will make you a slamwich!"

by PurpleAnkh February 18, 2010

Samwich

A shy, awkward, petite girl named Sam who doesn’t know any better. She’s called Samwich bcuz y not my dude. Samwich is usually a smal gorl for her age and abnormally skinny. She loves going to the movies with peoples and is secretly a unicorn fox. She may like u one sec then break yo nose another sec if u give her bad impression. She’s weird and looks like a geek but it’s oki my dude. She will fall asleep at yo house if you let her lay on yo floor, she can fall asleep easily. Very good at slithering down like a snake at the movies bcuz she has no fackin clue of what goes on. She also fackin loves unicorns, and she’s also a fox but shhh..

Yo hoes it’s not Sam anymore, It’s Samwich ;)

by santafoxtoo November 27, 2018