Space Jam

The act of unwanted sexual advances from a person of the same identifying sexual gender (a la Kevin Spacey) where said offender just walks by and casually reaches into someones pants and fondles their genitals .

Dave May have simply been working on his new Cross Fit routine when Coach Andy strolled by, and when no one was looking, gave him the old Space Jam.

by RBAK April 20, 2018

Space Jam

The act of urinating in your mouth for no more than $5.

Dude, mike totally did the space jam last night.

by Craackhead42388 May 18, 2006

Space Jam

When a physical object prevents the penis from entering any part of the female body during intercourse.

I was looking forward to last night until her stomcah caused such a Space Jam

by Otkya January 11, 2005

Space Jam

A girl who is either a skeezer or does not know how to act right.

"That girl asked to make out with me in front of her grandparents. What a Space Jam."

by Anonymous5239192918131 January 8, 2008

Space Jam

1) cartoon comedy with the looney tunes and Michael Jordan

2) a jar full or load of "jam", puss filled cum typically from a venereal disease that is 'out of this world'

Gimme some of that space jam, my galactic cowboy!

by Chou Nox October 17, 2015

Space jam

Stealing someone’s talent by shaking their hand

:::while sitting at any sporting event thinking to oneself::::

“ damn, I wish I could space jam all these talented mf and stunt on them all..”

by Dante_ck October 4, 2017

Space Jam

The best commercial ever, it fooled a generation into thinking it was an actual movie, and it teaches valuable lessons like what the bunny that Bugs is fucking in that weird fanart should look like, and that all females are only useful when a male can support them. Don't worry, she doesn't like being called doll, so she's totally a strong character! They fooled kids into thinking that the actual personality given to Lola (it was admittedly annoying, but it was looneyy, and this is THE LOONEY TUNES) It also fooled kids into thinking that Michael Jordan actually could act, when in truth I found more emotion from a brick wall. I pity all who were dragged into this, and hope that they all are doing better work, if they are still alive (RIP Those people who died).

D: Hey J, remember how god awful Lola was in Space Jam?
J: Yeah, she would have been better if she were replaced by a hand puppet voiced by Rob Schneider!

by EdgyDude666 May 3, 2018