soul patch
soul patch by ShareefT February 6, 2007
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Soul Patch
Verb; An intentionally ambiguous term implying an unknown or unforeseen threat, promise, or praise; spoken in a spirit of complete and purposeful ambivalence which will leave the implied act completely to the imagination.
1.) As a threat: "Do that again, dude, and I swear I will soul patch your ass."
2.) As a vague, neutral comment or invitation: "Want to soul patch later?"
3.) As a prop: "dude, that was soul patch!"
Note: this term is best used with completely mixed emotional overtones, all the better to confuse the intended audience. For Instance, use example 2 in the same tone you would say example 1. Better: example 1 in the tone of example 3. Hilarity ensues, guaranteed.
2.) As a vague, neutral comment or invitation: "Want to soul patch later?"
3.) As a prop: "dude, that was soul patch!"
Note: this term is best used with completely mixed emotional overtones, all the better to confuse the intended audience. For Instance, use example 2 in the same tone you would say example 1. Better: example 1 in the tone of example 3. Hilarity ensues, guaranteed.
Soul Patch by Schuyler The Cat September 1, 2011
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when in school the icy cold death breat of a teacher will suck the fun out of you. the only thing that can cure you is fun, but your soul will never be the same because it is sewn up with a soul patch.
soul patch by lilVvicous January 7, 2007
Dracula's Soul Patch
Definition: 17th century sexual tactic that local Transylvanian women would practice when they wanted Dracula to swoop in unbeknownst and deliver a thick midnight piping. See: moon poon. Women would shave their nether-regions to the match the shape and size of Dracula's soul patch. So that when the soul patches unite, they mend together like Velcro, and Dracula sucks her living soul out of the vagina.
Definition 2: A sponge of juice. Containing DNA samples. Especially Winona Ryder's. Everyone's had a ride.
Definition 2: A sponge of juice. Containing DNA samples. Especially Winona Ryder's. Everyone's had a ride.
example: "Johnny Jr, what do you think has seen more pussy, Dracula's Soul Patch or Dr. Robotnik's crusty creepy old mustache?"
Dracula's Soul Patch by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018
Native American Soul Patch
When someone cuts a small part of your hair very short, you have two options.
1. Shave the rest of your head
2. Rock the bald spot as a badge of honor known only as the Native American Soul Patch (NASP for short).
Deceivingly good looking, the NASP directs attention away from fetal flaws in your physique. Essentially the equivalent of creating a Designated Ugly Fat Friend for yourself.
1. Shave the rest of your head
2. Rock the bald spot as a badge of honor known only as the Native American Soul Patch (NASP for short).
Deceivingly good looking, the NASP directs attention away from fetal flaws in your physique. Essentially the equivalent of creating a Designated Ugly Fat Friend for yourself.
Person 1: Did you see Dave today?
Person 2: No why
Person 1: Tom shaved part of his head
Person 2: Damn so he's bald?
Person 1: No he's being patriotic with a Native American Soul Patch
Suzy: Damn Mark looks so good, did he get a nose job?
Nancy: No his Native American Soul Patch is diverting attention away from his Bloodhound nose.
Person 2: No why
Person 1: Tom shaved part of his head
Person 2: Damn so he's bald?
Person 1: No he's being patriotic with a Native American Soul Patch
Suzy: Damn Mark looks so good, did he get a nose job?
Nancy: No his Native American Soul Patch is diverting attention away from his Bloodhound nose.
Native American Soul Patch by Chiefjackhamma February 10, 2010